Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Don’t Feed the Bears

The animal related news just keeps coming.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/08/20/bear.death.reut/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

A man was found naked, dead, and half-eaten in a bear cage at the Belgrade Zoo during the annual beer festival. That sentence alone raises some pretty scary questions. Of course the most obvious, what was the man doing in the bear cage to start with? Followed closely by, what was he doing in the bear cage with no clothes on?

The zoo director speculated that the man might have been drunk or drugged or an idiot. I'm thinking all three sound pretty likely to me. Think about it, there were plenty of other people at the beer festival and surely many of them were drunk, many of them were drugged, and many of them were idiots. Only one of them was found dead and naked in the bear cage.

So, I imagine that this guy had a pretty serious case of beer goggles. He looked over and saw Mama Bear bent over foraging for a snack. He decided to get naked, jump in, and get a little fuzzy loving. He got a little more than he bargained for.

1 comment:

Caci said...

what happened to you? did you jump in the bear cage too in a drug-induced stupor? where are your posts???